bees-knees asked: On a scale of Tilda Swinton to Jersey Shore ( Victoria's Secret swimsuit model is the middle mark ) how tan are you right now? Miss you and am jealous of the beaches you guys visiting. xo, j.

Hmm… I would say I’m more on the same level as Jennifer Aniston when she’s been out of the sun for a week. It helps that I already had a base tan from my trip to Cabo.

Poor Colin, he’s starting to resemble everyone’s favorite little crab, Sebastian. The first day in Phuket he put on sunblock everywhere but his arms- it looked like he was wearing a white shirt with red long sleeves. Then today I did a terribly uneven job on his back which is now covered in large red splotches. (I told him to wait a full 15 minutes after applying before getting in the water and he didn’t listen. So really, it’s his fault. At least that’s what I’m telling myself as I stare at his scorched shoulder blades.)

I miss you too! Please be sure to email me about any awkward text exchanges with members of the opposite sex and/or silly things your Dad does while on Vicodin.

xo